Art trade, something, anyone?
Maybe a piece of writing?
Anyone?

Half my nail is gone because of my stupid razor blade.
I was shaving, then snagged my pinky nail on the blade, and before I could stop my arm, it ripped it off half-way.




edit: Here's a quiz

99 Things You Might Not Know About Me...
answer these questions then tag 10 people to do the same.

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
Uhh, chicken pox? Burns? Hang-nail scars?

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
Pages from magazines, newspaper pages, posters, pictures friends gave me. All organized very nicely, though.
^^

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?
Nope. Only time I talk in my sleep is when I'm half awake.
(("...can I have a quarter pounder with cheese meal, please...."))

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
Metal, pop, some rap (depends), uhh.... everything mostly. I avoid country, though

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
3:30 in the AM.

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
One million dollars. And my friends. Candy. Something to make my boobs look better in my Halloween costume.

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
My half brothers.... haven't seen them in a while.

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?
My friends ((Yes they are my possessions.))

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?
5'4" last time I checked.

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
Yes

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
Not unless it's in a closed place, like my bathroom. They're's mirrors in there.

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
Last /person/? Tessa. I try to refrain from crying. I feel like an idiot when I do--like I'm making a fool of myself. Which I am--but I don't even remember what we were fighting about. Both being stupid bitch whores.

13. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
Growing old, falling backwards, surgery, sharks. More, but those are the first ones I thought of.

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Blonds and brunettes best, and green eyes are my favorite, though I like brown eyes (when they're soft baby brown or very sharp, sharp, sharp knowing brown) and gray... sometimes blue... not often though.

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF PROPOSING?
Maybe in a park. I'd like to be proposed to in a park. In the fall or even spring. Yes.

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
Tea. Soda.

17. FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Pepperoni

18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Penis

19. FAVORITE COLOR OF ALL TIME?
Red

20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH?
No. Gross fish is gross.

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?
I dunno.

22. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?
Probably. Not off the top of my head.

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
Yes, in my thumb

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
I don't know, jeez. Something cheap that looks good.

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
Forty-two

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
They're both my favorite.

32. FAVORITE QUOTE?
OH OH OH, I'MMA PUT A LIST.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? --The Tootsie Roll Company?

The gunslinger is the truth.
Roland is the truth.
The Lady of Shadows is the truth.
The Prisoner and the Lady are married. That is the truth.
The way station is the truth.
The Speaking Demon is the truth.
We went under the mountains and that is the truth.
There were monsters under the mountain. That is the truth.
One of them had an Amoco gas pump between his legs and was pretending it was his penis. That is the truth.
Roland let me die. That is the truth.
I still love him.
That is the truth.


When is a door not a door? When it is a jar, and that is the truth.
Blaine is the truth.
Blaine is the truth.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck, and that is the truth.
Blaine is the truth.
You have to watch Blaine all the time, Blaine is a pain, and that is the truth.
I'm pretty sure Blaine is dangerous, and that is the truth.
What is black and white and red all over? A blushing zebra, and that is the truth.
Blaine is the truth.
I want to go back and that is the truth.
I have to go back and that is the truth.
I'll go crazy if I don't go back and that is the truth.
I can't go home again unless I find a stone a rose a door and that is the truth.
Choo-choo, and that is the truth.
Choo-choo. Choo-choo.
Choo-choo. Choo-choo. Choo-choo.
Choo-choo. Choo-choo. Choo-choo. Choo-choo.
I am afraid. That is the truth.
Choo-choo. --Jake, The Waste Lands, book III of The Dark Tower series, by Stephen King.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. --The Shining, by Stephen King.

As you value your life or your reason keep away from the moor. --Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of Buskervilles.

Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent. --Victor Hugo.

Stand up wherever you are, go to the nearest window and yell as loud as you can, 'I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore.' --Howard Beale (Peter Finch), Network.

And sometimes what you see is so deep in your head you're not even sure of what you're seeing. But when it's down there on paper, and you look at it, really look, you'll see the way things are. --Josie, Hollis Woods, by Patricia Reilly Giff .

Sometimes, too much is as bad as too little. --Izzy, Hollis Woods, Patricia Reilly Giff .

A mobile home with a flat tire is a home. --Demetri Martin.

How fast does a zebra have to run 'til it looks gray? --Demetri Martin.

"Jealousy?" Zak cried. "Wipe your nose, snivelling little boy! A dozen earth elementals have fallen to my blade!" --Zaknafein, Homeland, book I of the Legend of Drizzt series by R.A. Salvatore.

((Rizzen)) "You admit you will kill her?"
((Briza)) "If not I, then Vierna. If not Vierna, then Maya. It is our way, stupid male. It is the word of Lolth." --Rizzen and Briza, Homeland, book I of the Legend of Drizzt series by R.A. Salvatore.

"I killed no elves that day," Drizzt told him. "The only ones I desired to kill were my won companions!" --Drizzt, Homeland, book I of the Legend of Drizzt series by R.A. Salvatore.

"A true god damn you all! And damn that Spider Queen as well!" --Drizzt, Homeland, book I of the Legend of Drizzt series by R.A. Salvatore.

Spark-a-dark, where's my sire Will I lay me? Will I stay me? Bless this camp with fire. --Roland, The Gunslinger, book I of the Dark Tower series by Stephen King.

Stick it where the sun doesn't shine, motherfucker. --Eddie Dean, The Drawing of the Three, book II of the Dark Tower series by Stephen King.

"You want sympathy, you look in the dictionary between shit and syphilis." --Major Payne

"Get real, O'Connor. Nothing like this is possible, period. This sin't mutation. This is /design/." --Jack Rogers, Death Koontz's Frankenstein, book one, Prodigal Son

That which is abnormal to nature is a monster, even if it might be beautiful in its way. Erika, created not by nature but by the hand of man, was a lovely monster, but a monster nonetheless. --Dean Koontz's Frankenstein, book one, Prodigal Son

"'Remember!' I said to her. 'I might have killed you! Or let him kill you! I did not. You called me devil. You are wrong.'" --Louis, Interview with the Vampire, Anne Rice

"'Goodnight, sweet prince.'" --Lestat, Interview with the Vampire, Anne Rice

"I bow to no one." --Deucalion, Dean Koontz's Frankenstein, book one, Prodigal Son

"'Evil is a point of view.'" --Lestat, Interview with the Vampire, Anne Rice

That's all off the top of my head.


33. FAVORITE PLACE?
My room, my home, Tessa's house (my second home)

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?
Nope

35.YOUR WEAKNESSES?
My feet are ticklish. I can't stand internal pain (as in stomach aches, menstrual pains) and I'm OCD

36. MEET ANYONE FAMOUS?
Nope

37. FIRST JOB?
Baby sitting. Still am.

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Yup!

39. DO YOU THINK EVERYONE OUT THERE HAS A SOULMATE?
I don't believe so, no.

40. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT?
Watching House.

41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?
No. It's one of my fears.

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
My hair, boobs, feet. Drawing, writing skills. How much I read. I don't really ever get complimented on one thing more than the other. >->

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?
YES. HELL IT WAS.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
The world.

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT AND THEIR NAMES?
I dunno how many, but I like many names.

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
No

47. WHAT IS THE BIGGEST TURN OFF OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Huuuuuuge muscles, fat, stupidity, ignorance, dick-ish-ness. A lot more. But I'm tired.

48. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU LIKE(D) ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL?
Friends and most teachers.

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?
John Frieda, Radiant Red

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
/I/ like it. But no one can read it.

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Ham?

52. ANY BAD HABITS?
No, I don't think so.

53. ARE YOU A JEALOUS PERSON?
Not anymore. I was a /huge/ jealous wreck before. But I improved drastically. And I'm proud of myself for doing it.

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Yes, I think so. I'm fun to be around

55. DO YOU AGREE WITH FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS?
Sometimes

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
In friendship or partnership?

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
Yelling at people for no reason, snapping retorts at people for no reason, shoving, smacking, walls especially, glaring, giving dirty looks, ignoring, stomping around, slamming doors, spitting venom with my words.

58.WOULD YOU RATHER GAIN 58 POUNDS OR LOSE 58 POUNDS.
Lose, most definitely.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
Stuffed animals, and my Game Boy.

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
I don't have a phone.

62.WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A LITTLE KID?
No. Surprisingly, I thought he was an idiot because he hung out with little kids.

63. Do you use sarcasm?
Yes.

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?
Mashed potatoes, definitely.

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
Looks that appeal to me, funny, smart, likes reading. Especially the last one.

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Lots. Mostly (get this) "KELSEY". EPICWIN.

67. FAVORITE SUPER POWER?
Mind control / reading. Being able to select what people think about, bend their will, their actions if necessary. AKA: MIND RAPE.

68. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?
Anime, Metalocalypse, House, Psych

69.WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO DEAL WITH YOUR ENEMIES?
I don't have any /real/ enemies. So I wouldn't know.

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Vanilla, strawberry.

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?
............yes.....................?

72. DO YOU HAVE A COMPUTER IN YOUR ROOM?
Laptop, bitch

73. PLANS FOR TONIGHT?
Nothing

74. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO LIVE WHEN YOU ARE OLDER?
I have no clue. Not too far from home.

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
I don't care

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
OneRepublic

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?
Pepsi

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?.
Tessa <3

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Hair, physique. Face.

80. WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
Reading, writing, drawing.

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?
Bad writing / storyline. Rude people. Unintelligent haters.

82. FAVORITE SEASON OF THE YEAR?
Fall

83. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF CANDY?
Taffy, I think

84. HAVE YOU EVER REALLY AND TRULY HAD A BEST FRIEND?
Yes! <33333333

85. FAVORITE HAIR COLOR?
Blonde, brunette. Sometimes black.

86. EYE COLOR?
Green, hazel, soft brown or sharp brown. Sometimes blue.

87. SHOE SIZE?
6-7

88. FAVORITE FAST FOOD PLACE?
Dick's

89. FAVORITE RESTAURANT?
The Dragon Inn

90. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?
Not really. >-<

91. WATCH TV TODAY?
Yes

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
Prol'ly Christmas

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?
Yeah, the piano

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?
Republican

95. KISSES OR HUGS?
Hugs

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
Relationships. I think. I wouldn't know.

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
I'm... not sure.

98. WOULD YOU EVER BE A HOUSEWIFE?
No

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
Just finished the first book of Dean Koontz's Frankenstein series and Interview with the Vampire... so... nothing. DDD:


((So.......... how many of you knew there was a restaurant named Dicks? It's good. ^^))

I'm updating.
Real sorry about how much crap I'm going to be dumping on you, friends.

Mm. Yeah, so, my vital signs /are/, in fact, still steady. I've just been lazy. But, maybe, I'll hook up my scanner and share some of my latest art with all you people who actually clicked on this journal ((most likely out of simple confusion, failing to remember who the fuck I was/am. Fucking jump.))
Not just this instant, though. I'm tired and still need a shower.
Later tonight and possibly tomorrow.
My birthday's comin' up on August 15! I'm buying myself a red, 120 GB Zune with help from my mom.
Also, I love BEP's new album, the E.N.D
It's amazing

EDIT:::
FUUUUUUUUUUCK, my scanner is shitting me.
Updates will be delayed, hopefully not too long.

'Kay, just being random and bored here.
I just got an awesome shirt, I'll give you peeps a link to a picture soon.
Um...
Got Death Note playing cards, lots of pocky, a Ramune soft drink, and Japanese roasted nuts.
I was snacking on all that foreign shit all day.
I had fun.
>w<
OH, I'm getting the whole series of Death Note manga for my birthday, and I finally caught up in Loveless a few weeks ago.
CAN'T WAIT FOR NEXT VOLUME.
I love Nisei.
He's just... Wow.
Still obsessed with almost every anime boy out there...
'Cept Seimei, 'cause everyone knows he's a bitch.
((Katie: Dude, how can you like Nisei and not Seimei? -3-))
Shut up.
My mind was fried since I started watching Naruto.
Speaking of Naruto, I'm kinda slacking off in the manga, gomen.
((Katie: STOP QUOTING THE JAPANESE LANG--))
STFU.
I'm a wannabe. Sue me.
Hurrrrrr, I'm a little loopy right now.
Erg, I seriously feel like I'm gonna barf right now because I can't keep my mind focused on one thing anymore.
Fruits Basket: I hate it.
And love it.
But mostly hate, 'cause I only love it for the pairing Hitori/Ayame.
Fuck you.
LOL.
OHRIGHT.
JUNJOU ROMANTICA.
JUNJOU ROMANTICA IS:

FANTASTIC, AMAZING, EXTRAVIGANT, FABULOUS, UNBELIEVABLE, TERRIFIC, INCREDIBLE, SENSATIONAL, AND WONDERFUL.

What the hell?
I don't think I've ever cared so much for fictional characters.
They were the most adorable things I've ever seen.
Goddamnit, I was so freakin' pissed when the anime ended.
I swear on my life that if you love yaoi and/or adorableness, you will love Junjou Romantica.
Hot shit, I gotta find the manga.